February 2004 Reviews

If you're a fan of the Red Hot Video series, it might be fun to think about the life of the mysterious man who succeeds time and time again to get the most beautiful women on the planet in a position normally associated with the more harsh and old fashioned style of punishing children (that is if you're not familiar with the works of Marquis de Sade and every sexual roleplaying games adults like to participate in). But anyway, the 18th installment of RHV means our man has had the pleasure to spank 18 times 3 women making it a total of 54 women. That's 108 bright red cheeks wobbling around on his lap. Go figure.

RHV 18 has the same underlying story as all the videos that came before. Three bratty models come around for a lingerie shoot, botch it up and get spanked for their trouble. Long and hard. Well, one of the girls in RHV 18 is, the other two get off more easy this time. It all starts with Maklaryn, a plump brunette with half long hair. The keyword here is 'plump', she has a vast bosom, enormous thighs and a well rounded, if a little fat, ass. But hey, a little fat on an ass makes for some interesting ripples when there's some force applied to it by, say, a flat hand. Maklaryn has a tattoo above hear left breast and one of a butterfly on her back. This implies she's used to some pain, but I really can't see how she survived the experience of a red hot needle in your flesh. Because when she's made herself impossible and our man is happily dragging her by the ear over his lap, she shows us just what a soft little girl she really is. When the first slaps are applied to her massive hind quarters she immediately begins to whimper and weep. This experience is definitely not what she expected of it, and she wants out. Badly. Her big fat ass turns quite red at the punishment our man deals out, but it seems he can't really get in to the task, because poor Maklaryn can't take it. She gets stripped down and the pulling down of her panties is a nice treat, but it just doesn't work. She doesn't struggle convincingly, she doesn't scold or talks down to our man, she just cries and whimpers to be released. Our man tries to do a counting game, but Maklaryn can't even talk cohesivly trough her tears. After 10 minutes of half-heartedly spanking and a lot of rubbing on the big cheeks Maklaryn is thrown to the ground where she weeps like a little child. To bad our man didn't ignore her and just gave her the walloping she deserved, it would have taught her the lesson of thinking through the things she's getting herself into. On a bright note: during the spanking of Maklaryn there's a gorgeous blond woman listening in at the door. Tall, elegant, sexy with an enormous smile. The kind of woman you don't see too often in a spanking video. And as the girls who listen in at the spankings always wind up doing a little lap dancing session too, it will just be a matter of time before we'll see what she's really made of. Patience, dear fans, please, some patience...

The second unfortunate girl to make RHV 18 is Liz Tyler. This girl makes the whole tape worth wile. Forget Maklaryn and Alex, the third victim, Liz should get an Oscar for her performance, if and when the spanking genre will be included in the yearly film event. Liz is a young, blond sexy girl. She kind of reminds you of ??, from way back Beverly Hills 90210. Truth be told, she is a little slutty, just a little dirty, but that makes the ordeal of spanking her quite justified from the audiences point of view. Liz makes herself impossible during the lingerie shoot and we'll notice some chemistry between her and our man right from the start. Liz knows what she has to do to make a man want to swing her across his lap and spank the living daylights out of her. And so, when finally she is in the position we've been waiting for, our man gets to work with all the determination of a rhinocerous seeing his mate in heat. The spanking starts fast and vicous, and doesn't let up in the twenty minutes that follow. Liz has a perfect round bottom, her skin is milky white and her breasts are succulent and hot. She's the kind of girl you see in really dirty sex tapes, in for everything and able to do it all. No wonder her performance is brilliant, she curses our man, screams her lungs out, sticks her butt high in the air to receive the slaps and struggles to get away. Our man doesn't let up and uses every bit of knowledge on spanking he gained during his career. The 53 or so women who came before all lead up to this classic moment, the slutty Liz Tyler being brought down a tone or two by the mystery man of Red Hot Video. A classic in the making. There's pain: "please let me go, I'll give you money, I'll do anything". There's humour: "My hand is laughing!", "Yeah? Well my ass is crying". There's pleasure as our man is obviously having the time of his live and there's the non-stop spanking all day long as we see the snowy landscape outside getting thicker and the day changing to night. At the end Liz is suitably educated in good behaviour, because she does everything our man tells her. "Which cheeks shall I hit?". "The right please, please the right!". Of course our man slaps the left making Liz scream aloud, but when he asks again and does as she ask she thanks him from the 'bottom' of her heart. No doubt about it, if your going to buy just one spanking tape this decade, RHV 18 has to be the one, just because Liz is in it.

The third and last woman is a little disappointing after the classic Liz Tyler spanking. Alex is a beautiful, ripe woman with an athletic body with great breasts and a sweet bum. But she obviously came to find out what a spanking does to her and not to give a performance. She doesn't get in to the modelling and in stead expects to be put over the knee as soon as possible. When she is in the position she's been waiting for she looks determined not to show us what it does to her, because she lays there quite still, just taking the beating without complaint. Sure, she has a body to drool over and a butt you wish your wife to have all her life long, but try as he might, our man doesn't get a satisfying response out of her. Finally, at the end of 10 minutes slapping away we see some of the pain Alex is in, but still we don't get more than a little "ouch". Too bad actually, because she seems to like the spanking an really has a nice figure. Maybe our man should have hit her harder and longer, but maybe that too would have been in vain. Maybe Alex is used to a cane or a paddle or something, but that's not what RHV is about. So, Alex is nice to see, put pales in comparison to Liz.

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