our work is far from finished. The truth be told,
despite all our best efforts these past ten
years there are still many, many naughty young
tarts running around loose out there.
I kid you not.
Walk past any newsstand and you'll see them
adorning the covers of lurid men's magazines
or, if you dare, poke your head into your local
adult video shop to see still more engaged
in conduct the likes of which modesty compels
me not to describe further.
Wayward young models, actresses, strippers,
webcam girls and such, all in dire need of moral
guidance applied briskly and repeatedly where
it will do the most good.
is indeed a difficult and oftentimes thankless
job, but somebody's got to do it and that somebody
We continue therefore to do every thing in
our power to see to it that each and every
one (or at least the better looking specimens)
are dealt with accordingly and most importantly, that the evidence of such is presented for
here at bunbeatingfun.com
Seeing is believing
presentations we've prepared come to you in the
form of digitally edited video available for immediate
or as 60
min DVD's from our online
Each of these hard hitting, no-nonsense presentations features
three gorgeous young tarts each of whom was, shall we say, lured into our "studio" with
the usual common but effective enticement.
No boring "filler" material
When you kick back
and press the "play" button, you won't
find yourself reaching for the "fast forward" button
and that's because we don't waste your time with lame story
lines and even lamer acting.
Life is made to imitate
Our models play the
role of....well, models. Our dancers are likewise
instructed to portray dancers, our porn stars
porn stars and so on. In effect the amount of "acting" required
is minimal which we feel to be in the best interests
of everyone involved, most especially you the
audience. Of course, we do tell the "ladies" to
pretend to be amoral, self-centered,
egotistical, rude and so on, but like I said
the amount of acting required is minimal.
Best of all, this part of the program lasts
scant few minutes.
What comes next ain't about acting.
Actions speak louder than words
Worse even than lame
acting is lame content. All too many spanking
producers employ a technique that can best be
described as the SMACK-talk-SMACK-SMACK-talk-talk-talk-SMACK-talk-talk
routine. You'll see none of that nonsense in
our films where the action is always fast and
Hey, the hussies we present to you are all
way, waaay beyond the point where any well
meaning lecture would do them an ounce of good
anyway. More importantly, neither you nor we
want to hear it. So....after the briefest of
introductory preliminaries the only remaining
dialog you'll hear are the howls, screams and
frantic gibberish you'd expect to hear from
a woman getting the bare ass smacking of a
lifetime. Sweet, sweet music indeed.
This is the real thing
The spankings themselves
are classic, over-the-knee hand spankings that
are lengthy, severe and real.
No cupped palms for these bimbos
If you're not already
aware of the old hand-cupping trick, it's time
that you were clued in. This is in fact an all
too common method of (we think) cheating that
is employed by more than a few producers in the
industry. When executed correctly, it is a surprisingly
effective way of making a whole lot of noise
with a minimum of effort. Most of that noise
you hear is created by the cushion of air, which
becomes trapped, between the spankers cupped
palm and its supposed target. The whole idea
is of course to make a mild to moderate bottom
smacking seem like very much more.
We don't do "air spankings".
Judge for yourself
Click on any of our
and then pay close attention to
the spankers hand as it makes contact with the
flawless bottom below. See how those firm, well-exercised butt
cheeks are made to bounce, wobble and jiggle
like bowls of traumatized Jell-O. Observe now
how quickly the miscreant's bottom takes
on the hue of a summer sunset as you delight
in the sight of those stark albeit momentary
white handprints each subsequent blow imparts
upon it. All the while be sure to savor the
sounds of those smart crisp smacks cutting through
the din of outraged screams with razor sharp
These are the sights and sounds of real
administered to real
tarts with the utmost in
and vehemence....for this, dear reader, is the way it
Consider if you will that those tantalizing
red bottoms squirming so suggestively under
that hard swung hand are those of wicked women.
Yes! Those flailing legs and those swaying
those of unchaste Jezebels!
These, ladies and gentlemen, are real
maneuvered at last into a position they should
have been compelled to assume long, long ago. Bottom's up!
And after we get our hands on those upturned bottoms, not a one
sits again for a veeeery
Help us to continue with our mission
becoming a member of the bun beating fun
you will be doing your bit to ensure that still more wayward young tarts are similarly dealt
Hey, causes don't get much worthier
The girls will thank you too.
Well... maybe not.